gave a set of keys to me.
They opened the vault, the office,
anymore, and I was afraid to see!
How could they give out the keys
to a parent volunteer?
Incompetent, as my husband said,
at least get a very big kick in the rear!
I gave them to the principal
He seemed a bit surprised.
I guess people were doing things behind his back,
is the best I can surmise.
Be very careful if someone ever tries
to hand you a key.
Because when eScrip receipts turn up missing,
and you point it out,
They will be mean to your child–
as mean as they can be.
They will have the 8th grade celebration
and purposely leave her out.
They will go on science field trips,
she’ll be told she can’t go–
because of something I said, no doubt.
She will be yelled and berated by the Band teacher,
and Ms Mayer will show movies with women in the nude
and Ms Barnes
will tell you–you are not to question her teaching
you better not intrude.
That key will change your perception
of what a parent is to do,
When the cafeteria manager takes food away from the children
and the monkeys
run the zoo.